 |
Patriotic, Political & |
|
 |
"Proud to be an American"$1.00 |
 |
"These colors don't run!"$1.00 |
 |
"PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN"$1.00 |
 |
"I think therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh" $1.00 |
 |
"Better a Bleeding Heart than none at all" $1.00 |
 |
"RUSH is REICH"$.50 |
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated. Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The umpire walks up to the VIP section and says something. Suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the wall onto the field. The stunned umpired shouts, "No, Mr. President! I said, 'Throw the first PITCH!'" A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man yelled. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Bush country!" "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!" Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!"
Gifts for every occasion:
Birthdays, Graduations, Retirements, Promotions. Novelties for Fun gags, Parties, Political rallies, Parades, Presentations, Congratulations, Door prizes, Favors, Table gifts, Curios, Conversation piecesBumper Stickers page 3